I am currently going through a divorce. One thing I’ve learned is that when you’re relationship is breaking up and you’re in hell, other people are very quick to tell you about their “nightmare breakup.” Commisserating over the dissolution of a romantic relationship is a great way to bond. And the thing is, EVERYBODY has gone through a soul sucking, sprit grinding breakup at some point. Straight, gay, midget, whatever, we’ve all experienced a great person, a person we’ve loved, maybe somebody we’ve built a life with turn into a complete stranger, someone who bears less resemblance to your loved one that to one fo those shirtless dudes that always got pulled out from undernearth a freeway underpass in Broward County Florida on episodes of COPS.
This site is dedicated to the horrific breakups that each of us has suffered. On this site, the dead years of our life, terrible experiences and humiliating dissolutions become amusing anecdotes to amuse the masses and cautionary tales to warn each of us that “Yes, it might happen again.” If you’ve had a truly greusome and humiliating breakup, we’d like to put it on this site. Each day, our team of crack relationship experts will sift through the emails and pick the most entertaining breakup and post it on the site. If enough people start visiting this blog, I’ll open it up and let you pick the Daily Breakup yourselves. To submit your breakup, send me an email at dailybreakup@gmail.com and tell me about it. I can’t wait to see if your breakup was more gruesome than mine.
